today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED
My name is Karen. I post random stuff. I love Doctor Who ♥, I also like Harry Potter 😍 I love you all! 😉
this is great. just the three of us
and this brick wall you built between us
To be honest, I don’t think there’s any other show like ‘Doctor Who’ at all.
This is important. Stop big cat hunting. This literally is making me cry.
The way the lion tries to shut out the light…
:Why would you shoot it?
Everyone likes to point out the fact that Chris Evans played both Johnny Storm and Steve Rogers.
Seldom discussed is the fact that they’re POLAR OPPOSITE PERSONALITIES
*throws all the acting awards*
WHERE IS THIS MAN’S OSCAR?????
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
Andrew Garfield for Details Magazine, 2011.
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life
This makes me a happy Irish man
Doctor Who World Tour so far:
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
This is how much this man was loved. His Wikipedia page is too full for people to even see.
Perfectly timed wedding photo
so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right
when will my reflection show
who i am
Nobody suspects a thing
Is this from Rin Matsouka’s wedding?
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort
especially if it’s a kiss
I don’t even know what my life is anymore